If any app developers are offended by this, do accept our app-ologies!
What’s a word to describe:
Fear of apps: App-rehension
Medical disorder for app developers: App-endicitis
First app developed: Bootstr-app
Apple’s struggle to remain app ecosystem king: Gr-app-le
The father of all apps: Ba-app
An app that demonstrates gravity: App-le
A soothing app: App-ointment
An app for sinners: Pa-app
An app from the far-east: J-app
Bad apps - what do you call an app that:
Everybody has seen but nobody wants to talk about: App-arition
Is designed for only a section of society and not others: App-artheid
Is painfully bundled with another app: App-endage
Nobody will ever use: Scr-app
Will put you to sleep: N-app
Is so bad, you wonder why anyone in their right mind would release it: App-alling
Is so terrible, you want to hit the person who designed it: Sl-app
Was built to get you stuck: Tr-app
Was a good idea that went completely wrong: Mish-app
Is probably designed by the same jerks who wrote this column: Cr-app
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