It's Humour, App-arently!

If any app developers are offended by this, do accept our app-ologies!

What’s a word to describe:

Fear of apps: App-rehension

Medical disorder for app developers: App-endicitis

First app developed:  Bootstr-app

Apple’s struggle to remain app ecosystem king:  Gr-app-le                   

The father of all apps:   Ba-app                                             

An app that demonstrates gravity: App-le

A soothing app:  App-ointment                                                    

An app for sinners: Pa-app                                                 

An app from the far-east: J-app                                           

Bad apps - what do you call an app that:

Everybody has seen but nobody wants to talk about:  App-arition                            

Is designed for only a section of society and not others:  App-artheid                         

Is painfully bundled with another app:  App-endage

Nobody will ever use:  Scr-app

Will put you to sleep:  N-app

Is so bad, you wonder why anyone in their right mind would release it: App-alling         

Is so terrible, you want to hit the person who designed it:  Sl-app                      

Was built to get you stuck:  Tr-app                                                      

Was a good idea that went completely wrong:   Mish-app                                  

Is probably designed by the same jerks who wrote this column:   Cr-app               

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